Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is never stopping in a white zone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Good luck with your drinking problem. Bring a towel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Wow! I've never heard this one before, and I've heard most of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Works better with a baseball player. Maybe center fielder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Especially of that player is ready to play today.