this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In psychological terms that is actually what we refer to as the "Dorcelessness Syndrome". I have studied psychology for multiple years now (Fun fact: I actually did my doctorate on this condition) and it is actually a really fascinating condition that, so far, I personally have only seen once in the field (Though a good handful of documented cases exist).

What was not mentioned in this post, is that this condition is not inherently "contagious" but should still be treated ASAP, as it will otherwise lead to other damaging conditions, the longer it stays untreated. If you find or know somebody, that is feeling dorceless or even just appears to be dorceless, get them to professionals immediately.

Prolonged dorcelessness leads to a loss of identity at best and interplanetary genocide at worst (so far), in all according documented cases.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

For anyone taking this comment seriously like I did, its just a joke. There is no such thing as dorcelessness syndrome .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Says the guy clearly suffering from dorcelessness syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know you don’t have dorcelessness syndrome

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not feeling dorceless, which is a key symptom. I will however remain vigilant. Unless that is also a symptom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You are not qualified to make such a claim

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like most people would be able to pick up on that by the time they get to “interplanetary genocide” at the latest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Agreed. Also it's important not to take everything someone says on the internet seriously.

I'll commend them though for (apparently) doing their research though instead of plainly believing me (even if it was obviously a joke).

Writing propaganda is that easy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

One sludge please.