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It was on sail....☠️

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you wouldn't download a boat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The hell I wouldn't, I can't even tell you how many benchies I've downloaded and printed!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But you might load it down with treasure

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It cost him an arrrm and a leg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no, thankfully he's still got that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not always, but most mornings.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He was hooked on second hand ships

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What did the pirate say to the sick Great Dane?

A vast ye scurvy dog!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?

This joke makes absolutely no sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he's not a very good pirate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Possible, I'll admit that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta spend money to make money

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What's the pirate equivalent of a 5 finger discount?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's a Pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You may think it was R, but his first love is the C

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a trick question. There's two. I and R.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's a trick question, pirates can't read

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He didn't think he'd get a good deal, but he was blown away!