this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A waiter brings baverage of questionable qualty to a customer.
Customer: "What even is it? Coffee or tea?"
Waiter: "Can't you tell?"
Customer: "No!!"
Waiter: "But then, why do you care?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has the energy of one of those old Soviet jokes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's because it is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love these lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@dulce_3t_decorum_3st

life is hard enough. Why are you making me choose between two delicious cups of life-sustaining plant brews?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is that you drink hemp tea? The latter half of my handle approves, the former prefers fly agaric.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@Viking_Hippie

I'm rather square. I was thinking more along the lines of the coffee tree and the tea tree.

Forgot hemp tea could be a thing. Never tried it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You see Abigail, this is why you're still single. Now bring me some coffee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Time to shitpost.