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Hey, you want to see an antelope? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Calvin: Hey Hobbes, want to see an antelope?

Hobbes: (Running, following Calvin) An antelope?!

Calvin: C'mon!

(Calvin and Hobbes arrive at an anthill, kneeling down next to it)

Calvin: See, she's coming down the ladder to her boyfriend's car!

(Hobbes sits, crossing his arms, looking annoyed)

Calvin: You're not laughing.

Hobbes: It's not funny.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I've read that strip before but it never made sense to me until now. I was today years old when I realized the play on words that Calvin is making and it's really funny. Lol!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dad joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago