Memes

Eeeevery night in my dreams, I see you, I feeeeeel you...

Why's someone asking me if I keep my money in my home? Hella sus tbh..

And my money? That was the last we ever saw of it. It lives now only in my memories.

I keep my bitcoin in my hardware wallets. Given that I'm anonymous here, no one knows it exists, and no one can take it away from me, and no one can confiscate it because they don't know it exists, and if someone knows it exists, I can always have plausible deniability with fake amnesia, leave that country, and enjoy my wealth elsewhere.

But bitcoin is obviously a scam. You, smart guys, keep your money in the bank until a bail-in happens and the rich are bailed out with your hard earned money. Be the good boys. I'm the bad, stupid, evil, blablabla guy here, enjoying my financial freedom.