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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
Little potato when it is born
Spreads its branches on the ground
Little girl when she sleeps
Puts her hand on her heart

I am tiny
The size of a button
I carry daddy in my pocket
And mommy in my heart

The pocket got a hole
And daddy fell on the ground
Mommy who is the dearest
Stayed in my heart
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Heh, my lemmy client is formatting this poem like it’s SQL code

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

lighght

because it messes with my brain just righght

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!

Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

It's been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"The Chaos"

Because English will fuck you up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
So wie die Ordnung stets in Chaos geht,
wenn keine Kraft dagegen steht,
so herrscht das Chaos nie allein:
Es braucht die Ordnung, um zu sein.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
Das Chaos, das sich selbst bezwingt,
indem es langsam Ordnung bringt,
gebiert aus Dunkelheit und Dreck
schön langsam, aber stetig, Form und Zweck,
kurz: Leben, das sich selbst erhält,
und auch im Sturme Kraft behält,
um nach dem Regen neu zu blühn,
so wie auch wir es alle tun.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I like these two a lot. Mainly because they're the only two that stuck with me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L(a

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_Song_of_J._Alfred_Prufrock

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

London

By William Blake

I wander thro' each charter'd street,

Near where the charter'd Thames does flow. 

And mark in every face I meet

Marks of weakness, marks of woe.

In every cry of every Man,

In every Infants cry of fear,

In every voice: in every ban,

The mind-forg'd manacles I hear 

How the Chimney-sweepers cry

Every blackning Church appalls, 

And the hapless Soldiers sigh

Runs in blood down Palace walls 

But most thro' midnight streets I hear

How the youthful Harlots curse

Blasts the new-born Infants tear 

And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse 

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much shit could a dipshit dip if a dipshit could dip shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Here I sit, same as ever. Took a dump, pulled the lever. The toilet clogged. The water flowed. Look out world, it's a motherload!.

Why is it my favorite? I have no idea... Probably because I'm awful.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

There was a young lady from Venus, Whose body was shaped like a - DATA!

-Star Trek TNG & Picard

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Billy Connolly's "Mary Rose"

Mary Rose
Sat on a pin
Mary rose

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