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They never let me (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Client: "How much is this disaster recovery plan going to cost me?"

Me: "A hell of a lot less than when you don't have (valid, tested) backups and need them"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago

In time they will learn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This is where I'd put*

If you'd let me*

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

No, if clauses are just with present or past tense or something like could, but you shouldn’t use would, only in the first part.