Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.
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This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.
Larry out here getting gummed on by grandpa Simpson over there.
Is this how pickles are made?
yes this is lacto-_ass_illus fermentation style. The anerobic environment allows for the production of _ass_etic _ass_id and lactic _ass_id which gives you that familiar tanginess.
Today I learned I'm a fabulous dish!
Trying to imagine what a glitter infection tastes like. Sherbet? Custard, maybe?
I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?
try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke
Help cucumber stuck in ass
Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
Its not always a cucumber.
A cucumber is more inspicious than well...
Did you just make up a word?
I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.
I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it
Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.
Where can I get a kinky cucumber that does not judge me?
I hate it when that happens.
eaten raw
I love a good veggie salad toss!!
Hey she might actually be a fabulous dish. Hard to tell at this range
Could still be part of a dish,tho. Delicious? I'll let you decide.