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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Elemen-tree school.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

In height school they learn to branch out into new subjects

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Baumschule ("Tree School"), is the German word for plant nursery

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Some go to Elm-entary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Just leave

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Leaf him alone!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't listen to them, we're rooting for you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah, you've got friends here, bud!