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Pasta (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wtf, did you just cook me a woman's size pasta portion? Do you think I'm getting fat?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago

No, you aren't fat honey, just impotent.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

BUY A SCALE

Metric is the better system

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

do you manually weigh spaghetti?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Your mom is the better system

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I just always use 1/3 of a 500g abox per person. Doesn't need to be exact

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It's not "I'm so hungry I can eat a small child."

Its "I'm only hungry enough to eat a small child.

According to the scale on the tool, anyways.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Small children are more tender but I often need two before I'm full.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This from ye olde tumblr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"Pasta"