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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard .

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

THE PLANET THAT WENT TO THE MOON USA USA USA

(plz help im sick and I cant afford a doctor)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There, there, at least you have

I regret starting this

Um

Hold on

Oh, I believe the Cybertruck is a pinnacle of design and expertly crafted

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Expertly crafted with the expectation that rust wouldn't exist after it went to production.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Those C lovers just don't know when to quit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also the pedal cover that isn't attached and can slide up, jamming the thing into gogogo mode.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What a lovingly crafted vehicle

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

the alien world of "USA". I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I've never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth's orbit of the sun.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Success! One chuckle an eye roll, and a head shake.

I think my wife only chuckled out of sympathy, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Could somebody translate the post into text for those of us who use screen readers?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That is a fantastic description. Thank you very much. And the joke itself is so bad, LOL.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I'll admit that it took me way too long to get it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

12/30/22

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.