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Emojis for Engineers (media.mas.to)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Finished? What’s that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Finished? Time for layoffs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I think they mean backlog

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's when all my peers start writing new code and I have to fix bugs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The project being finished should induce dread.... you're now in maintenance mode.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If only, that's an old project now you can't touch it because you have to focus on the new one. Any issues just add it to the sustaining tracker and maybe one day someone will think to look at it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I expected "Started new project"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

More like when a bug is fixed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

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