Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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Best $575.99 I've ever spent
There's a similar model.for $480. Just sayin'...
(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I'll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.
I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.
How has it been so far?
Why is it industrial, lmao?
I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?
When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.
You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.
There is definitely a market for this.
I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price
Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.
Already been done in Toronto.
https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/
This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.
Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker
That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.
Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.
Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.
Pairs well with: Rich's Vanilla Heat 'N Ice, Bakery Icing for Donuts, Rolls, & Desserts, 12 Pound Pail https://a.co/d/6Ah1umT
Almost $600? No thanks, I'll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.
Yeah! By dipping my penis in the batter and throwing that on the frying pan!
Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?
Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.