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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3240-Windjammer-Dr-May-TX-76857/87184894_zpid/

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that’s a storage building / warehouse conversion …

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

(heh, the “house” across the street is a metal roof over a trailer …)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And a pool! What a steal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A place like that needs a HOA???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've absolutely built homes that look like that in the Sims!

But seriously what is up with that town? Just jumping around on Google Street View you're hard pressed to find a single permanent house that was actually originally a house, and almost everything is either a long term RV plot or an old manufactured home

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
Has HOA: Yes
HOA fee: $500 annually

LOL

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This where Dad lives after the divorce.

This property coming to AirBnB just in time for your suicide note.

Because wall cabinets and cabinet doors are abelist.

Tiny homes are so lockdown, so I bought this smol home. Follow for my smol home journey. #efficient #anticonsumerism #minimalism #SSRI

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

It's a "convert a shed to a house and only reuse what you've got laying around from past renovations"-challenge.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Curtains instead of cabinet doors under the counter.

That's a new one for me. I guess cabinet doors are expensive.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's usually used in a small shack where a door could not fully open.

This is just dumb in a house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they took the original trailer cabinets and use them after the "renovation"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Would make sense for a quick flip on this shitty place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What the fuck is going on here

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nearly $100k for that? I could just rent a storage unit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd rather own a piece of shit than rent it from some asshole

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Almost looks like it's made from a mobile home that they DIY redid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Flooring as wall tile? Of the many offenses, this is the biggest for me.

But the street name is hilarious- it sounds so 80’s suburban subdivision.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Was gonna say "I think that's the same flooring I have" lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And it may have actually worked if they ran it horizontally instead of vertically like the wood panelling of yore

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love how the flooring looks to be ply wood but they've used flooring for the walls in the kitchen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

350 sq ft? Thats redic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Built DIY in 2023 ya

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I actually love it. I wonder if they were going for the aesthetic?

I should say, though the toilet is poorly placed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I could live somewhere like that easy, but the price is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Never mind the innards, look at our porch!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never seen a toilet like that, anyone know what's up there?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you may be seeing the floor of the shower behind the toilet as part of it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yep didn't have my glasses on, now that yall mention it I see that its just a regular toilet. They got merged with my blurry eyes. I thought it was some weird bidet/toilet situation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My eyes are fine and I still made that same mistake. Looked like a really odd double toilet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Urinal sidecar for your bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same here 😀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Looks pretty standard?