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I feel like dweeb and dork are reversed here
Finally, someone else who remembers the Dweebs!
There's dozens of us! Dozens!
Username checks out
Sluts, bloods, dweebies, dickheads... They love him! They think he's a righteous dude.
This is genius. ^^^
Analysis of the styles and colors of Venn diagrams by nerds and geeks could be represented in yet another Venn diagram. Somebody call Banach for help.
If this is a joke, it’s going over my head. But as I understand it:
Geek: Socially Acceptable, Really smart about a particular topic, or in general. Nerd: Socially awkward, really smart about a topic or in general. Dork: Socially awkward, not especially bright.
How I remember it being used as a kid in the 80s/90s and were about less popular things like math/science/chess/D&D/band/etc.
Nerd - Knows a lot of minutes about a thing, but is generally introverted in how they approach it. They will discuss it calmly with other needs, hang out in small groups, and might even hide their interest if they are bullied.
Geek - Knows a lot of minute about a nerdy thing, but is extremely excited about it externally. They 'geek out about the thing and want to share it with everyone.
I assume they were used differently in different places and times, so that's just my experience.
That's more or less my understanding, a nerd knows a lot of useless random facts, but a geek will tell them to you whether you asked or not.
I think the word you want is minutiae?
Yes, autocorrect seems to be worse than usual lately.
Minute <- just checked and it switches the words and I guess it is time to figure out how to turn autocorrect off.
The other two I agree with but a geek:someone who thinks they know it all, and occasionally gets things right. Asshole by nature.
relevant xkcd: 
A geek is one who buys an Apple watch to take phone calls, monitor his heart rate, and control the colour of the lights in his living room.
A nerd is one who buys an Apple watch and hacks it to run Doom.
I thought geeks were the folks who bit the heads off of live chickens in circuses?
Kind of like Ozzy Osbourne and biting heads off of bats.
Nerds, on the other hand, are my favorite candy.
neither, I am autistic, it's not a choice, it's a need.
Same. I often find people identifying with "nerd stuff" and wanting to be seen as nerdy somehow annoying for exactly that reason. I didn't choose to be awkward or to have intense special interests.
I’d stop being awkward if I could but I wouldn’t give up my intense interests. You?
Interesting question!
I have the feeling that intense interests often lead to being awkward because it is assumed that "normal" people don't so this. If I start passionately talking about my interests, neurotypical people often don't get why I'm so intense about it and either find me boring, too much or cute (in a patronizing way). And having learnt to mask a lot and not show my interests, I often feel frustrated not to be able to share my interests. So for me, being awkward and having special interests are tied together.
But still, I'd rather be awkward than being such a boring person without the passion for their interests. I'm also trans and queer, and I wouldn't like to be a cishet person either. Although it sucks so much not fitting in society and frequently being discriminated against, I wouldn't be me without these traits. I would just be a very narrowminded, boring and passionless person I guess (I obviously don't know how to imagine being someone else, not meant to be offensive). In my utopia, people would just be accepting of others and different needs and expressions.
I’m a cishet white dude so I experience effectively zero discrimination directed at me, but I am on the spectrum.
I guess basically everyone I regularly interact with either is also on the spectrum or has intense interests regardless, or is used to people like that. Though TBF I have learned to not get intense if I’m in public talking to random strangers. But if someone asks me a question like, “how do computers work”, I will answer at great length.
merriam-webster has something on the lower part of the page.
it seems very close to what others have said: dork is the generally awkward fellow. nerd is the hobbyist who sacrificed socializing to the art. geek are the nerds with some niche circle.
I doubt there's consensus on the topic.
Exactly as expected!
Nerds do well in school. Geeks don't.
I can't decide if I'd rather be a nerd or a geek. Maybe I'm a neek? Or a gerd?
Gerd is a female name where I'm from. You should stick with neek.
To me, geek is associated with pop culture while nerd is more broad.
Research has been done https://youtu.be/mF4q_K6YsjE?si=wYpenFWSEyQGzE47
If my IQ was higher than my body weight I’d be the smartest person on the planet…
Edit: I was thinking lbs, that makes a lot more sense in kg.