Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It gets ticked off.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But, on the other hand, it might only be a minute disturbance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I second that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's because they're so easy to wind up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

My watch got really angry when I went to the UK. It was Greenwich Mean Time, though, so I should have expected it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What's with all the clock jokes in recent times?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

They tickle our fancy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Clock jokes are timeless.