this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Not that it's the most desirable property to buy in the first place: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3204-Oak-Ridge-Rd-Vicksburg-MS-39183/78102111_zpid/?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Does the toilet look to long to anyone else?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol no joke something just like this sold for $650k CAD near me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yowch.

My good friends bought a house that had been shown on Hoarders and they had to empty out the prior owner’s belongings after they died. They said that this person just opened up some drawers and their cat had been using them as a shitbox for months without being emptied. A million other such gross details. I helped them out in day by going over there to wipe out their kitchen cabinets with bleach. By that time the stuff has mostly been emptied out. They said that there had been a refrigerator there, sitting unplugged and full of rotten food but the door was closed and the seal intact. So they tried to just get the whole damn fridge out to the curb and hauled away.

But! They got it to the doorway and it was one inch too wide so of course they had to open up the fridge and take its door off to make it narrower. No dead bodies inside but there might as well have been.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have done hurricane disaster relief before, and I can attest that there is no smell on this planet that equates to a refrigerator unplugged for several weeks but still intact

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Also in the description,

"This manufactured home will require some updates."

Definitely a bulldozer is needed :D

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it’s only $40,000. I’m sure you could get a loan for $60,000 to fix it up.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You could find much better property for $100,000 in Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh I mean the total loan would be $60k. $20k to fix it up.

I dunno. Whatever. Point is it’s not as bad as some of the stuff I’ve seen on here.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least the price is justified for once

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

idk I'm not American, I keep seeing million dollar properties in American ads

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

If it was anywhere except Mississippi.