The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.
I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.
It has a bit of a case of "so bad it's good". It's fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.
You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃
Oh come on man, come over! It'll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.
I like my toes the way they are, thank you. Healthy and without gangrene
You will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light
man if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street
I would pay to live here lmao
Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.
Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.
Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.
In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?
I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.
"I hate everything about this" would have been quicker to type.
It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.
Be careful, I think at least one of my friends got married on the same grounds.
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Roomba boss level.
This room fucks.
This is not a room for regular couples.
Everything is in sight so the hooker can't steal your wallet.
Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.
Mirror on the ceiling...
Pink champagne on ice...
Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?
Like what the fuck were they thinking?
All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that's just aesthetics. Maybe we'll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.
Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.
Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.
just imagine how much cocaine has been in that room
Things we should bring back: conversation pits, avocado colored appliances
Blacklight will cause blindness.
The magical era between the invention of color, and principles to using the color wheel.
Wealth was wasted on the boomer.
I don't get the fascination with twin sinks. Who stands next to their partner/wife/husband etc. shaving, cleaning their teeth, popping zits, using the kitchen tongs on some of their lengthier nose hairs?
We use ours all the time. It's nice to not have to wait or navigate around one another when we're both rushing first thing in the morning.
It helps when you both need to wake up and get to work at the same time.
Depends on how much space is there, everyone can place their stuff where he or she wants them around the sink.
Bonus: Everyones' dirt is their own. His beard stubbles are never in her sink, and whatever she combed out of her hair does not clog his.
I can smell this picture.
SEX PANTHER
In the preview this looked like a pool
Descending like Zeus from Olympus to take a shit.
mmm wet stairs
Wet carpet stairs. Even better.
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