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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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How did anyone think this was a good idea?! Are the bubbles made of cotton wool? At least they gave the mannequin a glass of wine I guess.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it staging or could their bathroom just be like that? It's not a weird thing to do - one Festive period I left and inflatable doll wearing a Santa hat in a bath outside my front door. It was a definite talking point until Mary disappeared mysteriously on New Year's Eve. I like to think someone woke up on New Year's Day with a shocking hangover and some serious questions about what the hell they got up to the previous night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All the new-found responsibility from around Christmastime probably just caught up with her, and she had to get out of there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As long as she's happy, wherever she is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Honey, we talked about this. You've got to stop giving me the silent treatment. It's the same with your mum an dad. It's going to destroy us."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The window is frosted, but if that mannequin ever comes to life, the neighbours will be treated to a suggestive silhouette.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I do enjoy a good cotton bath.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The sex doll is cringe but that bathroom is nice tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This whole room is just bizarre. The (desk? Vanity? Sink?) right next to the tub with barely room to pull the chair out that will get wet if you exit the wrong direction, a mirror at a height to show you lips and up, oddly sharp looking tub edges, what looks like a cross between an old timey phone and a spigot with too many pipes, a staged bath with only one visible rug, and it’s probably just me but man do I hate frosted glass as privacy for bathrooms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol sitting in that chair, in front of that mirror, most people would be lucky to see the top of their heads

Not to mention, for a vanity, that mirror is really far away hah basically saying, “youre ugly. You don’t even want to see yourself.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My guess would be the inside of that tub is stained/broken and this is an attempt to hide it.