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Personally, I don't like it as an Assistant replacement: it can't do routines among other issues.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It seems like in its current state it can't:

  1. Access personal productivity things - calendar, reminders etc.
  2. Can't run routines
  3. Can't detect an end of your voice command

Unless I missed some obvious checkbox somewhere, this seems like a half baked replacement to me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

half baked replacement

Google's specialty

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Google Assistant has been neutered and Gemini is not very useful.

Google just really doesn't know how to do proper feature/product releases.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At least they've stopped forcing IM'ing into everything... Haven't they?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Don’t remind them, please. 🤪

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was afraid this was gonna happen. This sucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It also doesn't reactivate the microphone when it needs a follow up answer.

It asked me "which would you prefer?" then just sat there.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

This item isn't available in your country.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gemini Ultra is out now. Gemini Pro has been out for a while, powering Bard. They’ve now ditched the “Bard” name, which I think is a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It was such a bad name

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've stopped adopting Google products and I think I recommend it for others as well. They limp in with something half-finished, don't get the adoption a mostly finished product would, then throw up their hands.

Im tryinf to de-cloud all together and expect I can get mostly there within the next 18 months.

If you have patience and a Raspberry Pi 4 or 5, I suspect it's a better and cheaper (and more future proof) solution.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah... It seems to be a management issue. They underinvestment, under communicate, then drop the product when it's not magically successful because of the brand that launched it.

Stadia is my prime example where they just needed to stand their ground and work on the platform's software. Hardware wise, they could just resell GPUs people aren't using in Google cloud.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I personally feel like stadia was a self-fulfilling prophecy. It shut down because people didn't use it, and they didn't use it because they were afraid of it shutting down like Google always does with stuff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

But Google has earned that rep. And they aren't saying or doing much to change it.

Minimal vision, weak execution, MVP agile approach with strong emphasis on the "Minimally,* and no heart, soul, grit.

I know they're a business, but sometimes, I think, if they could just be okay losing money for longer, they'd turn some of the projects into something good.

I really don't like Zuck, but he's willing to lose billions a year on things he believes in. Google doesn't do that (much) now. AI and quantum computing are the only things that spring to mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They should've just made a public legally binding promise to run the service for at least 15 years or all purchased games and hardware will be refunded.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Gemini isn't currently available. Try again later."

Bummer. :/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I tapped the dismiss button and it just worked after that 🤷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can't comment on how good it is, but bard seems like a much better wake word than "gemini".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They're still using "hey Google" as the wake phrase, which seems weird.

Google always throws the products out half finished and I really don't understand why.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Hopefully they can stick with this product and not give up in a year like with all the other dead google projects.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Going to time this one with my head of lettuce...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You might actually be able to hold your breath on this one..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Given their history, I wouldn't count on it :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Gemini? The protocol equivalent to the cyber Amish?

Oh, Google stuff. Meh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They didn't even make it available on tablets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Wake me up when Mycroft is real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It doesn't answer me if I ask, "Are you a real AI?" Hah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also the android app seems to only be available in the USA at this time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

So many Google products are either crippled or completely unavailable outside the US, it's honestly quite ridiculous. I'm still waiting for call recording to be made available in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

K. Is my life better yet? Is the ai gonna make the law stop exploiting me? Is it gonna make housing affordable? Is it gonna do anything but eat huge amounts of resources to provide novelty while I'm allowed a room in a noisy duplex for all my efforts?