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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

That’s $50 before biohazard cleaning fees.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

And are those fees more than $2450? Asking for a uh... friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

With some rides, you could afford to buy your Uber driver a brand new car for less than the ambulance ride.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't want socialized health care to take that choice away from you right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

cries in American

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

"Look, it's a premium service with added value. An Uber can't make cars sporadically pull to the side to get you there faster, can they? It's worth the extra money." /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

California where the fire department is the one managing the ambulances so its free because the us is fucked...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I keep trying to guess how far each of my friends will drive me to the hospital bleeding out in their car

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or I could just bleed out in the alleyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This man bleeds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do they do if you don't/can't pay? Repossess your blood?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They eventually sue you for it.