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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's all good though, there's a two year project underway to upgrade to Access.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We keep our product information catalogue in a sqlite file.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sqlite works surprisingly well even for non trivial loads I find

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wished browser standard would just adopt something close to sqlite instead of IndexedDB.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

BRO

Migrate that shit to MySQL or PostgreSQL immediately. You are playing with fire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

So lomg as you back it up and it does not have multiple write transactions concurrently, swlite works pretty fine even fornbig loads.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

As the defacto Excel guy in my office... I'm sorry. Also, I'm kind of proud of what I managed to accomplish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds like chaotic good, of something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

hmm looks like Lemmy and Mastodon reflect each other's memes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Well they are both interoperable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

When we made a new webshop for the fancy clothing store.

"With the new software you may use your own SKUs (stock keeping units) in the online store so that you don't have to translate its IDs to yours manually." - "Oh, we always used the IDs from the old webshop. Mrs Schmidt always keeps stock by herself."