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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Image transcription:

A photograph with text above it. Text reads: “when your friend is about to do something stupid but you kinda wanna see what’s gonna happen.” The photograph shows an octagonal “Stop” sign on the side of a road. The sign has a green background instead of the usual red one.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Some people utterly lack an instinct for self-preservation, like cave divers and base jumpers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The high-rise parkour people are the biggest offenders.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

We need more green strop signs in this world

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Colorblind People

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'm a school bus driver and one of the catholic schools I drop kids off at has a parking lot person that uses a handheld green stop sign to control kids and buses. It fucked me up the first time I saw it because I genuinely didn't know whether she meant I should stop or go. It was green because it had "Go Birds" written on the back side - one more reason not to root for the Philadelphia Eagles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Looks better than red and still very visible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Are these transcriptions auto generated or are they hand written every time? It's funny seeing such dry and academic descriptions of goofy images.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My drunk friend saying he can jump off the bike just fine (he lost some teeth)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That's a little too dark for me...

Teeth are important

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Told him to not jump ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Was kinda curious if he'd manage though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Maybe I'm overly sympathetic with your friend as someone who was reckless in my youth and also lost a number of teeth...

That's rough is all I'm saying

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Damn dude...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

He just picked up some shitty pipes because of my shitty behaviour