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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, I think I'll catch up with you in my Lamborghini.

My classic Porsche P133

Or my more modern 4WD Ferrari

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Forking in public? What has this world come to?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a fork on the road.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

:(){ :|:& };:

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I ordered an Uber to give me a lift."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ordered Uber but got instacart.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even though it's only tangentially related i must still link this video because it is old enough to be new again.

German forklift training video

Stick with it, its a bit of a slow burn but worth it i promise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit this is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Great! I was going it would find a new audience, it's good shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

German forklift training video

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

One looks more orange than the other, so the choice is obvious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, bro. Save some bussy for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't park with your forks up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

around here, people use "alternate" vehicles, like atv, snowmobiles, lawn mowers and tractors, etc. to get to the bars because they lost their license. have not seen a forklift parked outside of one, though----yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did they lose their cars too?

Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

some of their cars and trucks may still be wrapped-around a tree or in a ditch, or were impounded. and you can get ticketed for driving them without a license, but you can't get a ticket for cruising down the road on a lawn tractor without one (afaik, you could still get a dui though).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This. A lot of kids drove golf carts to the pool and stuff, but while that would be semi-legal in their gated community, they had to cross a public road where even licensed drivers would be breaking the law. No one seemed to care though. I'm fairly certain it's illegal in most US states.