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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So she was fucking a toaster?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hope not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

👏...👏...👏

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.