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[–] [email protected] 94 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Fuck, that's a good one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don’t get this one…?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

This might help

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Skeletons, not bones

Preggerant

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

actually, you're forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it's likely less than 1.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I lost my skele back in 'nam

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Dang commies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the question is: is a skeleton that's missing pieces still "one skeleton"? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i'm reasonably sure you wouldn't call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably "one skeleton" that is just missing a lot of pieces.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i think a skeleton is just multiple bones together that are attached. A pile of bones isn’t a skeleton, it’s a pile of bones

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

so by your definition a severed foot is, indeed, a skeleton. huh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If an anthropologist found a 2-million year old intact foot, I think they’d call it a skeleton, sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i somehow have a feeling that they'd call that a partial skeleton (aka. less than one)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

ehh, partial skeleton, skeleton, what’s the difference? a few missing bones never hurt anybody! /s

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unless there's a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shut up before we start talking about p values...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

p is stored in the balls...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my p-values!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No, but I know what you LSmean

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Let's all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

So in other words I'm above average

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm partially responsible for this stat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In a few months I'll be doing my part to lower the average

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Somehow never heard that term before but I'm here for it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.