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The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When I opened the package, I was sure I was missing one of the chair's leg. I went back to the shop and they told me everything is there. So, back home I started to assemble it, now I am finished and I am left with an extra chair leg. What do I do ?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Use double-screw c to secure it to point (a, b, c, x) in the tesseract assembly. DO NOT sit in it without the (4,5)th leg, it's necessary for dimensional stability.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ffs it's missing a dimension

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This seems like the opening of another horror movie...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Hörmön - Teenager furniture