this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it's an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, first time I'll admit that there is something not getting on the "everything is a dildo, if ..." - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And maybe Molag Bal from Skyrim?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Or the gom jabbar from Dune.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Everything can be used as a dildo, but many can only be used as a dildo once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once a bearded German warned us about what would happen in the future but many called him crazy, I think it's too late to agree with him now. Welcome to the world created in the similarity of the neoliberalism of the decadent bourgeoisie.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

I think it’s too late to agree with him now.

Nah, and doomer-ism only serves to protect capitalism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2019?! My sweet summer child

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Right? The fuck? It’s always looked like a battleship to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Same box, just to make it clear