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Mask off with it (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And once you unwrap the long capitalism box, you find out that it's an enormous veiny dildo covered in sandpaper, glass shards, human shit and fox piss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, first time I'll admit that there is something not getting on the "everything is a dildo, if ..." - even if this thing would exist irl officially labelled as a dildo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And maybe Molag Bal from Skyrim?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or Muatra

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Or the gom jabbar from Dune.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Everything can be used as a dildo, but many can only be used as a dildo once.