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Can't trust anyone today....

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, just because he's the son of God you think his human form is somehow special and immune to male pattern baldness?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, this is a bit of a let down for me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A God who puts tumors into people for fun wasn't the let down?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's just normal God stuff. Doing his own son dirty like that seems special, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't blame god. It's from Mary's father's side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But god could’ve picked someone else or prevented Mary from receiving those genes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You are putting a lot of faith in the problem solving ability of the same guy that put his brand new creation in a garden with his biggest fuck up and a yummy fruit tree and said, "I made you dumb, but I hope you understand that this tree of knowledge is off limits to your dumb ass. And don't listened to Mr. Hissy."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, he already let him get crucified.