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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$ rm -rf /
Removing /etc/passwords...
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Removing /home/user...
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Removing /bin/bash...
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...

After each ads.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Y'all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have sl installed