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Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes...... (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Would you like a snake to replace your camel?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Careful, Pascal doesn't like it when you call him a camel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for preparing your comment for my dependency injection! I agree that refactorability of comments is preferable over prematurely optimizing for performance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

First it needs to work, then it needs to work well, and finally it may or may not work quickly. Along the way, it should also be humorously weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Best I can do instead is calling it x.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Why not ‘i’?