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Life 3,026 years from today (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If you go double or nothing, we can talk about

In the year 2525

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

You beat me to it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

If man is still alive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I’m reminded of a White Stripes song-

Oh yeah you’re pretty good looking for a girl

But your back is so broken

And this feeling's still gonna linger on

Until the year 2525 now