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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Computers don't do what you want, they do what you tell them to do.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Exactly, they're passive aggressive af

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Maliciously compliant perhaps

They do what you tell them, but only exactly what and how you tell them. If you leave any uncertainty chances are it will fuck up the task