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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I’m clicking my mouse as fast as I can but nothing is happening.

How many clicks until my awesome app is finished?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There lies your problem, ditch mouse use vim(neovim if want to impress the ladies).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

vims that thing were you type emoticons everywhere right? :q :w :e

It's 2024 we only use emojis now 😎

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

:u :w :u

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Emacs for coding. Fight me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I agree Emacs is agreat OS, but sadly it doesn't have any good text editor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It does(evil)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

The mistake is clicking it, and not speaking to it. Try "hello computer".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Have you tried clicking on rhythm? Have you tried different rhythms?