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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you put a decimal in your statistic, it becomes 82.6% more believable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

71.2% of all statistics are made-up on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"You can pretty much come up with whatever quote you want and pretend someone famous said it. Nobody checks anyway."

-Sun Tzu

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

"This guy is speaking straight facts"

  • George Washington