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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Where's rust?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rust required you to fix all the errors before running the code.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Runtime errors are still a thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Compared to that trio, they are a rarity that make people excited just to spot one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I have a graphical application that crashes regularly when I switch between displays with Ctrl+alt+number. Something in the winit stack does not like it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Runtime errors are rare? Interesting. I guess it depends on how much error handling the dev additionally wants to do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Rust: this garbage code is beneath me, come back when you have your shit together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Compilation: top row, runtime: button row.