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[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Hey Dave, why do you have 3 smoke detectors in your bedroom?"

[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For safety. Hey, check out my flame retardant ball gag!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Are you fucking kidding me with that censorship? Did the Minecraft team write the language filters for this instance?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, lemmy.ml is censoring bad words? Or is it your client?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

For safety. Hey, check out my flame removedant ball gag!

That's what is displayed on my screen (Jerboa on Android). If it's a client setting, I can't find it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Seems like you might have fallen victim to the Scunthorpe Problem. I'm sure you can guess what word they were trying to censor there....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't know it had a name.
That once stopped me from registering a video game title.

I was feeling silly so I figured I'd go for a nonsensical contrast. "Evil Grape" got rejected. After several failed attempts it eventually dawned on me that some dumb algorithm thought it was a reference to sexual violence.

It kind of annoyed me but I just picked an other fruit. It wasn't until later that I considered that "Evil Banana" was probably more sexually evocative but it was too late by then.

So if you're ever playing a video game and shoot (or get shot by) "Evil Banana", know that, if it weren't for the Scunthorpe Problem, it could have been "Evil Grape," but either way, it wasn't intended as a sexual reference at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Obligatory Tom Scott video featuring similarly problematic city name, Penistone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"And because nobody should ever have to go to Scunthorpe" 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/CcZdwX4noCE?si=YjLM8UnRpFl2Y6pd

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It’s “Thorp”.

The octothorp (easily recognized as #) is the symbol used in censorship. Has been for ages.

Sure, some modern online chatter now uses asterisks, but that’s only because they became the symbol for hiding passwords and in the eternal September people forgot about octothorp. But censorship is not hiding passwords, it’s saying “sh#t” instead of the proper word for fear of legal repercussions. Even markdown formatting is incompatible with the imposter that is the asterisk because it recognizes the true censorship history of the thorp.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No such censor on lemm.ee (yet)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Minecraft doesn't censor language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

bedrock edition (for phones/tablets/consoles/windows 10 store) does

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

"Uhm, Karl, why are you in my bedroom?"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was like that when i got here. But a shiny well polished hook glistening in the daylight raises an eyebrow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are they not for ceiling fans? The two fans I've installed needed them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I just use a fan rated box, securing it as per manufacturers spec, then hook the safety cable to a screw inside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

why not have a hanging chair?