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I agree. Also, they would totally market it as a ghost house on air bnb, and never sell it.
I'd also wire up all kinds of paranormal special effects shit to fuck with the people staying there.
Who needs special effects? Just use the classic trick of carbon monoxide pumped into the house and let them hallucinate all kinds of stuff for free.
Gotta pay for the carbon monoxide. I would use a speaker with infrasound.