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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends...

[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (8 children)

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh... I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy... why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That would make a really good short story, I'd definitely read it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you haven't seen Her, you'd love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Ooh, I'll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.

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