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Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?

I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear &lt; 2010 LIMIT 1;
DROP TABLE drinks;

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

They want you to train their latest AI bartender

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The SQL knowledge might be for analytical (OLAP) rather than transactional queries in which case it'd be entirely separate to the website work. Maybe the design of the site would change based on how people are currently using it, and they want someone that can look at rhe data? I'm unsure.