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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait so if I steal money from Bezos he wouldn't even notice it? In comparison at least

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Even if he did notice, it wouldn't make sense for him to take time noticing, because apparently whatever he does with his time is worth more per millisecond than you could ever manage to steal from him.

Take his car. Take his house. Peanuts like that isn't worth his time anyway. He "earns" 8 million an hour - even when he sleeps or shits.