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Planning is for the weak (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm saving this phrase.

I had a PM postpone a critical part of a project since June, the hard deadline is on September 15th... I've insisted to start with it months ago and now he's scrambling everyone to get this done yesterday.

We're not gonna make it and I don't care anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Any other situation where the quote applies you can call the poor planner a fucking idiot. Not at work though, so onward this nonsense persists.