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Socrates the shitposter (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She doesn't blow guys, she glūbit them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A literal translation of that glubit would be "she peels off". It's fapping/jerking off, not blowjob.

For blowjobs there's [ex]sugit (he/she sucks [off]). I could picture Martialis using this in his merdifari, or Marcus Antonius using it to taunt Catullus, like:

@catullus@kbin "S-s-sed mea Lesbia"? AAAH QVAESO CATVLLE! Lesbia tua gladios mediae Romae suxit! 8==D*: Futue alteram feminam cornute!

@catullus@kbin "B-b-but my Lesbia"? AH PLEASE CATULLUS! Your Lesbia sucked swords of half Rome! 8==D*: Go fuck some other woman, you cuckold!

And... yes I know an unhealthy amount of insults in Latin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My bad ^^