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You wanna hear a good German joke? Here it goes: Ein Mann kommt zum ersten Mal in den Knast, er als kleiner Wirtschafts Verbrecher zwischen den ganzen harten Langstraflern. Erster Tag in der Dusche, ein riesiger, nackter Kerl kommt auf ihn zu, behaart wie ein Gorilla und ein riesen Dödel. "Du bist jetzt meine neue Freundin. Mit Spucke oder ohne?" Der Neue, verzweifelt, wimmerte "Wenn's den sein muß, mit..." Der Gorilla brüllt nach hinten "Ey, Spucke, du bist auch mit dabei."
Q.E.D.
Dem wird danach der @sagrotan laufen XD
Exakt daher kommt der Spitzname, meine Tochter war 5 oder 6, hat Anlauf genommen und mit BEIDEN FÜSSEN in meine Weichteile, da lief mir der sagrotan! Eine Woche seltsam sitzen.