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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

Make a constitution roll.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.