Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A loose Canon.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Get a grip, Dagwood!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Don't be negative! I just need a little while to develop this idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Thank you for zooming in on my negativity. I will reflect on it in my (dark) room tonight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't be lured by flash-y promises.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ts getting harder and harder to mirror your punniness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I'll be still for a while. Give you time to advance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’re the perfect portrait of sportsmanship

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's been three hours and two pots of coffee...I gots nothing!! Nothiong!!!

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