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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (16 children)

These are dad jokes! Shut up and suffer like a man!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (13 children)

Hahahaha, dammit, I'm just jealous ya'all are so much better at it!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Anyone can become a great punster. You just have to maintain your focus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I shutter at the thought of not being able to come up with a pun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Although, looking through a more self-compassionate lens, we all fail sometimes. I can certainly picture myself doing so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For F***'s sake, just F-stop!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't be negative! I just need a little while to develop this idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for zooming in on my negativity. I will reflect on it in my (dark) room tonight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't be lured by flash-y promises.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ts getting harder and harder to mirror your punniness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I'll be still for a while. Give you time to advance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’re the perfect portrait of sportsmanship

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's been three hours and two pots of coffee...I gots nothing!! Nothiong!!!

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