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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows it is 5G! I can't get out of the house without my head covered in aluminum foil now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got the vaccine so now I have perfect cell reception! Always 5G everywhere. A week ago I lost 1 bar, so I think I should get a booster vaccination. Also, now I'm magnetic, I never lose my phone. Plus, suddenly I love my government so I'm not angry all the time. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wake up sheeple, DO YOUR RESEARCH!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I remember these with 4G too, although covid made the hysteria 10 fold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't say I've heard that used like this before 🤣

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Muppet is a classic British insult. Means dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well of course an ass is dumb, it doesn't have a brain smh

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Always happy to expand my arse-nal of insults 🤣

Also like how the "victim" probably upvoted his insulter. Y'all alright